parody en route to home
Glad to be back in singapore... The vessel that brought me home was Emirates. "Fly Emirates" is the way to go. heh... Right i'm being lame, just a bit of advertising for my team's sponsor.
Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. everything on a plane is single-serving...
The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.
Anyway, back to the story. Sitting beside me was a black man, probably in his mid-thirties. He was my single-serving friend. My single-serving friend could have been a pleasant looking singaporean girl. You see, my seat number was originally 19G. So when i went to 19G, there was this man sitting on my seat. (beside that girl) If she was the single-serving friend, i'm sure after chatting on the plane, we'll be more than single-serving friends. Could meetup for coffee and stuff..... blah blah. I didn't think there was anypoint insisting having my original seat. So, i just took his seat, which was 18G (at least i still have my isle seat). Anyway, beside my new seat was empty, so there might be another chance for a surprise. Well.. in the end, as u know, the character introduced earlier took the seat beside me.
Ok, i'm digressing again. Back to the story. So, he became my single serving friend. We chatted..and i came to know that he's actually from Ghana. But he's a citizen in melbourne. Immediately, when i hear Ghana, the next thing that came into my mind at that point of time was "Tony Yeboah". Hahahaha... Ok, the character has got no name here, cause we didn't introduce ourselves... All i know is he's a musician in melbourne and plays afro-jazz music. So we talked lots music.
Sitting by the isle has its cons. Whenever the person beside u has to visit the toilet, you have to stop whatever u're doing and make way for him/her to proceed. So when he had to visit the toilet, he gave me his butt to my face as he squeezed his way out.
So here's a question of etiquette.
Do you give the butt?
or
Do ur give the crotch?
